girlfriend: leave me
me: the only leaving i'll do is to get the pizza out the oven
lookatmeimafake:

welcumer:

A Day To Remember

I don’t care what you say, this is the greatest thing a go pro has ever filmed.

lookatmeimafake:

welcumer:

A Day To Remember

I don’t care what you say, this is the greatest thing a go pro has ever filmed.

stuckinagamersworld:

llook-forward-to-tomorrow:

How many innocent cats have been lifted in the air because of The Lion King?

as many as are notes

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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awwww-cute:

Dog rescuing a cat from a flood in Bosnia

awwww-cute:

Dog rescuing a cat from a flood in Bosnia

earthdad:

thinking of this when someone unfollows you

earthdad:

thinking of this when someone unfollows you

asextonirwin:

gimmedacliffaconda:

asextonirwin:

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

gimmedacliffaconda

Yasss but I’m allergic too cats….

but like so am I & I have 2 kittens its all good just don’t make the mistake of shoving them in your face

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

thelovewhisperer:

Daily Tumblr Love Quotes